Resemblance!!

aiiyooo..2dae chinese so siiiannxxx ><....so i decided to slack a lil looorrrr...actually i always slack la..teehheee...but waaaa laaaaauuuu ehhhhhh...2dae i dam engrossed in my comic loorrrr...e girl characters sooooo seeexxxyyyyy..*drool drool* ..and i found a very comfy position to read it laarrr...lian2 lao3 shi say i look lik monkey when i do tt( e arm hanging on e window frame..lik ahmeng--orang utan) ...soo cuuutteeezzz hoorr..cant help it leehh..1 moment lik a cute bunny..another lik a monkey....aiyaa..gotta go le ..need to tink of more ways to torture e 3 taaaaiiiiiijiiiiaaannnnssss

MY DREAM

MY DREAM IS TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER(no joke)
MY DREAM IS TO BE A CHEMIST MATHEMATICIAN AND SOCCER PLAYER
...U CAN CALL ME AH BENG...
soooo people from dhs purrrlease play soccer with me =)
LOL

FRESH MEAT!!!

"FRESH MEAT"
Said the "handsome" pudge as he dismembered TAIJIAN no.3
and ROT...poot
FIRST BLOOD
THE SCOURGE IS OWNING
JINTAO IS FARTING
omg....jintao pwns... xD

zzZ..slept in maths..as usual ..and WAAAHH LAAAUUUU eh..e dumb TAAIIJIAAANN marcus muz take a cute picture of me..WAAA LAAAUUU eh..i told him its handsome LORRR..SEE..HANDSOME LITTLE ME SLEEPING..~~LAlala..LITTLE Dood Dood bunny..LALALa~

It all smelt so good

wah today maths damn boring
Ahhh!Recess indigestion!need to fart!
Just me being emo....
"WAH LAU EHH"

Omg..today sky very blue...

"Well today my recess food so nice to eat"
"Gessh!Farted 3 times in class and it was damn funny"
"Say..I didnt know that it was that powerful to withstand the thickness of air and diffused into the class so quickly and fortunately my plan did not went to waste as everyone smelt it and Chels need to use her deo to get the smell away...."
URgh UR URgh UR"

The Eunuch

TAII JIIIANN!!
I dun understand why do i have to be in a class with 3 eunuch!
-"too bad lor"
-"wahhhh lauuu ehhh"
-"most handsome guy in 3a"